What would you and your man do on your first date?
He'll arrive with flowers, looking sweet and dashing, but I'll have a sudden attack of self-consciousness and lure him into my house so we don't have to go out.
We wouldn't actually have a first date, because he's always a no-show at the last minute. But he always seems really sorry about it afterward, so I let it go.
A romantic dinner in Metropolis.
I mention I'd really like some good Mexican food, so we fly to Mexico.
First he'd pick me up in a fancy car and take me to a candlelight dinner. Then we'd go dancing afterward and eventually make our way to the beach, where we'll look at the stars and he'll paint my toenails.
We won't even make it out of the car. He'll wrap me in a warm cocoon as soon as he sees me.
There's a college football game in town, and we've got seats at the 50 yard line.

Your date will be wearing ...?
A slightly too-big football uniform. I don't like huge beefy guys anyway.
A cape.
Flannel. With maybe some sexy hay in his hair.
A suit that costs more than my car.
A really awesome silk number with matching shoes.
Whatever happened to be lying around wherever he happened to wake up.
A uniform of some kind.

What is your guy most likely to say?
"If a friend needs me to, I can keep a secret."
"It's all my fault."
"Don't do drugs, stay in school, work hard, and don't talk to strange Luthors."
"You see that 22-story hotel over there? I got that as a graduation present. From elementary school."
"You look great in that dress. Let's go shopping, buy new pajamas, and have a sleep-over!"
"So how wide does your mouth open?"
"I've gotta find myself; see what life has in store. Will you wait for me?"

What other men do you find sex-ay?
Gunn, from Angel
Dean Cain, from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Tom Wopat, from The Dukes of Hazzard
Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Klinger, from M*A*S*H
Dawson, from Dawson's Creek
Kyle Valenti, from Roswell

You've made it to your one-year anniversary, congratulations! What does your guy give you?
The deed to his family's creamed corn factory. Lex Luthor finally caved!
A romantic, candelight dinner on the roof of the Daily Planet. He only misses the first twenty minutes of it. Stupid earthquake in Equador.
It doesn't matter. I just keep thinking to myself, "I hope he marries me."
The whole world. Really. I've got it in writing. Something about a laser that controls the weather ...
Tickets to a Melissa Etheridge concert!
Some berries he picked off fresh from a bush, above ground. How I miss the sun.
Unfortunately, he wasn't able to get any leave to spend it with me, but he did manage to send some really nice shoe polish.

Your guy drives:
A pick-up truck.
My guy prefers to walk. And he still usually manages to get there first!
A tractor.
Many expensive, rare vehicles.
A pink Cadillac.
He likes to drive whatever car is easiest to break into.
A tank.

It's late at night and you and your sweetheart are out walking. You both hear a suspicious noise. What does your guy do?
Bravely goes to confront the noise, and gets crushed for his trouble.
He carries me to a well-lit house, then disappears. He always disappears!
Gets really indignant and starts talking about how this is no doubt Lex Luthor's doing.
We just keep walking. His personal security force, which is with us all the time, will take care of anything that might turn up.
We're fine until the noise turns out to be a spider; then we scream and scream.
Turns to me and says, "Don't worry, that's just my tail."
He tackles me to the ground, covers me in his camouflage jacket, and screams "FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!", then draws out the AK-47 he carries for occasions such as these.

What's your guy reading right now?
How to Get Your Creamed Corn Factory Back from the Bastard Who Stole It, In 10 Easy Steps
Old Superman comic books
2003 Farmer's Almanac
Julius Caesar: A Biography
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
Catcher In the Rye
His draft notice

What's your guy's weapon of choice?
His best friend.
Himself.
He can beat any man to death with a pitchfork.
His acerbic wit.
Bitch-slapping.
Poisonous mucus.
A football.

Quiz questions written by Giselle and Vatrixsta of The Talon. This code was taken from the Which Draco are you? quiz.